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Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Subject:Horrifying Face in a Box
Time:10:20 pm.


Scientists have been alone in laboratories for so long that they now
believe this thing is "realistically human-looking."



..Sweet dreams.

Source: http://inventorspot.com/articles/robots_face_expressively_human_6907

NIGHTMARE IN SILICON, a robot story - http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Silicon-Colette-Phair/dp/0978549996/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1219295963&sr=1-1
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Saturday, March 1st, 2008

Subject:Catching drug dealers at the daycare center
Time:1:54 am.


Someone has to do it.

Source: http://www.ajc.com/search/content/metro/atlanta/stories/2008/02/20/robot_0221.html

NIGHTMARE IN SILICON, a robot story - http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Silicon-Colette-Phair/dp/0978549996/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195892836&sr=8-2
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Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Subject:Ice Asimo
Time:10:01 pm.


Yes.

Source: http://www.pinktentacle.com/2008/01/happy-fun-snow-creatures/

NIGHTMARE IN SILICON, a robot story - http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Silicon-Colette-Phair/dp/0978549996/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195892836&sr=8-2
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Monday, January 21st, 2008

Subject:PKD v2
Time:10:53 pm.


A little late on this one, but the robot version of Philip K. Dick was lost on the way to California in 2006. Did you know they made a robot version of Philip K. Dick? I heard them interview him on the BBC, I guess that was before he was lost. Somewhere there is a very happy and nervous postal employee.

Source: http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/author-android-goes-missing/2006/02/13/1139679514495.html

NIGHTMARE IN SILICON, a robot story - http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Silicon-Colette-Phair/dp/0978549996/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195892836&sr=8-2
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Saturday, January 5th, 2008

Subject:Andy Warhol + Twilight Zone pronunciations
Time:7:29 pm.


Warhol said "I want to be a machine. I think everybody should be a machine."

I was watching an episode (well, actually a marathon) of the Twilight Zone recently and noticed that in the one where the guy is imprisoned on a desert planet with only a female robot to keep him company, everyone kept saying "rubut" instead of "robot".. At first I thought the guy was just Canadian but then another guy said it the same way. Maybe that's just the way people used to pronounce "robot" before it was a commonly used word - I think the same thing happened with "nuclear."

Source: http://marynowsky.wordpress.com/2006/10/02/the-andy-warhol-robot/

NIGHTMARE IN SILICON, a robot story - http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Silicon-Colette-Phair/dp/0978549996/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195892836&sr=8-2
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Tuesday, December 25th, 2007

Subject:Ornament
Time:8:09 pm.


Sorry - I couldn't find any Jewish robots. Can you believe it?!

Source: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5014089

NIGHTMARE IN SILICON, a robot story - http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Silicon-Colette-Phair/dp/0978549996/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1198641771&sr=8-1
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Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Subject:Rollerskating Bluetooth Equipped Desktop Hobby Robot
Time:3:13 pm.


You have to picture it 23 cm tall.

Awwwwwww.. 23 cm pieces of plastic that cost $2,400.. Feels like shopping at Kid Robot.



(They don't actually sell robots at Kid Robot.)


Source: http://allrobots.com/category/toys/, http://kidrobot.com

NIGHTMARE IN SILICON, a robot story - http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Silicon-Colette-Phair/dp/0978549996/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195892836&sr=8-2
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Sunday, December 9th, 2007

Subject:Pretend you have obscure diseases
Time:5:30 pm.


Mimicing the symptoms of zygomycosis to test medical students' knowledge?

Well, *I* could have done that!

Source: http://www.digitalworldtokyo.com/index.php/digital_tokyo/articles/medical_robot_mimics_obscure_conditions_keeps_students_on_toes/

NIGHTMARE IN SILICON, a robot story -
http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Silicon-Colette-Phair/dp/0978549996/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195892836&sr=8-2
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Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

Subject:Fuckzilla
Time:10:47 pm.


Have you all seen this by now?

NIGHTMARE IN SILICON, a robot story - http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Silicon-Colette-Phair/dp/0978549996/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195892836&sr=8-2
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Sunday, November 25th, 2007

Subject:Ymo
Time:9:59 pm.
Today's robot is... Ymo.



Ymo is a girl.
Ymo gets sick.
Ymo will die.
Ymo gets turned into a robot (not a girl).
Robots don't die.
Robots don't sleep.
Robots don't dream...



Getting medical tests performed on her to pay the rent, staying up all night with her scarred and strange friends, sharing beds with her boyfriend and whoever else comes along, Ymo's is a world so infused with sex that it's become an identity. Ymo is a woman. That is, until diagnosis with a life-threatening illness leaves her no chance of survival, except in the gender-neutral body of a robot. What follows is her struggle to stay human while existing as a sexless object. Ymo's final role as guinea pig will be to answer the question "What if people didn't dream?"


"A toxic-shock torrent of bad energy and beautiful language, Colette Phair's 'Nightmare in Silicon' is recklessly brave and driven writing, brimming with fluorescent style and startling ideas. Hers is a strong, new voice that demands and deserves to be listened to."
ALAN MOORE, author of V For Vendetta and Watchmen


"Cyberpunk is alive and well. Nightmare in Silicon is convulsively funny, hideously diseased, erotically oozing, tightly plotted, and told with a wonderfully sharp tongue."
RUDY RUCKER, author of Software and Mathematicians in Love


"If Kathy Acker had lived long enough to have access to an iPod, Red Bull and Second Life, she might have come to sound like Colette Phair… Phair takes no prisoners in her vivid, sonorous truth-telling."
PAUL DI FILIPPO, author of Ciphers and Ribofunk




Nightmare in Silicon is out now: http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Silicon-Colette-Phair/dp/0978549996/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195892836&sr=8-2

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Monday, October 29th, 2007

Subject:Meowlingual
Time:9:38 pm.


Meowlingual translates your cat's meows into Japanese or English.

Source: http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20030728/login/click.htm

ROBOT STORIES - http://apocolis.com
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Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

Subject:Kid Halloween Costume
Time:4:03 pm.


And reputable news source Yahoo.com predicts people in Massachusetts will marry robots by 2050:  http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20071012/sc_livescience/forecastsexandmarriagewithrobotsby2050

How-to:  http://familyfun.go.com/arts-and-crafts/season/feature/costume_contest_robot/

ROBOT STORIES - http://apocolis.com
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Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Subject:Robopet
Time:3:36 pm.


When Robopet starts, it is in "free roam" mode and says "Oh!"  According to a consumer review, Robopet "loves to play, be happy, show you his tricks." 

Source: http://www.roombareview.com/reviews/robosapien/

ROBOT STORIES - http://apocolis.com
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Friday, September 28th, 2007

Subject:Arm Wrestler
Time:4:48 pm.



How could you ever win against this thing?  Well apparently it lets you sometimes, instead of just breaking your arm.  It takes really, really smart people to build something this dumb.

Source: http://uk.gizmodo.com/2005/11/29/smart_arm_wrestling_robot.html

ROBOT STORIES - http://apocolis.com
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Monday, September 17th, 2007

Subject:Koi the Carp
Time:8:06 pm.


This is a picture of a robotic carp.  I don't really know what else to say except that it can film undersea happenings and measure water quality.  They're also working on a prehistoric coelacanth version.  I hope they can make robotic sea turtles too after those are extinct.

Source: http://www.pinktentacle.com/2006/03/hiroshima-engineers-develop-robotic-carp/

ROBOT STORIES - http://apocolis.com
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Monday, September 10th, 2007

Subject:Receptionist Saya
Time:8:59 pm.


Did you think you could escape?  Did you really believe that?

No, I've just been away because I didn't have a computer for about three weeks, can you imagine?  504 hours, that is 30240 minutes, that is 1814400 seconds unplugged.  I've had to rely on "books" for entertainment.

This is Saya, a Japanese receptionist with "wrath" that she will take out on any colleague who harasses her.  They in return think of her as "almost a real person."

Source:  http://www.smh.com.au/news/Science/We-robot-the-future-is-here/2005/03/13/1110649061137.html

ROBOT STORIES - http://apocolis.com
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Sunday, August 19th, 2007

Subject:Papero, + Robot-a-Week now a blog on LiveJournal
Time:7:02 pm.


I'm feeling a little let-down today, so I needed a cute robot to make me feel better.  Actually it's because of someone on this list.  Actually it could even be YOU.

Papero was voted favorite robot among Japanese women in Shibuya, according to Robot Life Magazine.  Robot Life Magazine?



You can leave comments on these now at http://robot-a-week.livejournal.com/.  (Instead of emailing me, no offense.)  I'm going to be doing R-a-W as a blog there and I may move everything over there eventually if people like that better.  What do you think?

Source:  http://www.hexus.net/content/item.php?item=4977

ROBOT STORIES - http://apocolis.com
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Thursday, August 16th, 2007

Subject:Coming soon..
Time:9:34 pm.
Mood:excessive.
In the meantime, go here: http://groups.google.com/group/robot-a-week
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